The hilariously inept EMMA WATSON

Oh yes, there she is. Our HARRY POTTER princess. The one who was skipping around the underground in London and the subway in New York tossing "gift books" on benches. Yes, yes, be SO politically correct and tell the world about MAYA ANGELOU. 

She's on Twitter chirping to her sisters about how women must be respected:

And here's what's going on with her on EBAY in their "adult" category. Some sleazy GUY is selling her FAKE nude images, with FORGED autographs. 

Where ARE you EMMA? PS, where is your management company? Why is it that the BIG MANAGEMENT AGENCIES aren't assigning somebody to check eBay's porn section once a week and, on behalf of their clients, and womanhood, REMOVING the violations? "I have a good faith belief my client did NOT pose for this. Take it down." Too much trouble, Oh $200 an hour hypocrites? You can't even spare an hour for an INTERN to do it? 

Doesn't it OFFEND YOU that a jerk is saying "NICE TITS" and "GREAT TITS" about a woman who is supposed to be a respected actress, and pretending to have gotten her to sign this crap in Los Angeles?