WHO would do such things? THEY WOULD

One of the main problems with EBAY is how easy it is for a suspended seller to come back...and do the same thing all over again.

"JEFF" not only came back from two suspensions, his wife "LORAN" helped him get a THIRD identity by signing up an account with her name. She's a cashier at a Staples in Orland, FL. And she most enthusiastically approves of what he does...making "fantasy" images of what he thinks a star might look like naked and humiliated.

They look like nice people...don't they?

They think they have a right to steal celebrity images, steal porn images, and make money from the thefts. Right now, EBAY agrees with them.

And here's "BILL and PAT."

Guess where they're from? Florida, same as "JEFF and LORAN." Pat, on her EBAY page, tells the world that she and her husband are retired. They have TWO accounts on EBAY...one selling DISNEY memorabilia and archery kits...and other for hundreds of porn images that BILL downloaded off the Internet.

Yes, for a lousy $2.25 (free shipping) he'll sell you any of these:

A closer look at a few more. And yes, that's ANOTHER "Bush joke" Photoshop job Bill found on the Internet. You think only creepy teenagers search the Net all day long for dirty pictures? Here's Bill, retired, and haunting every porn forum for images he can steal and run through his computer printer for $2.25

This is what a nice all-American couple do in their spare time. He sells a lot of "Multi-Celebrity" look-alike photos, and since he just downloads them and has no idea about some of these new-fangled stars, especially if their names aren't on the image to start with, he just lists them as "Multi-Celebrity."

Do you wonder what "BILL AND PAT" would do if they ever got a chance to say hello to George Bush and his wife, to Natalie Portman, to Sharon Osbourne? It probably wouldn't be, "Gee, we're selling humiliating, obnoxious fake nudes of you..."

Here's the bottom half off the Sharon Osbourne ad. Yes, "BILL AND PAT" are grinding 4x5 photos at $2.25 each of porn images, when they could be selling most anything else, clipping coupons, or doing something useful with their lives.

Here's one last picture that "Speaks for it's self." Just another lovely image from "BILL AND PAT"

They must really like Kelly Ripa. Probably watch her show every morning.